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frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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catswithbenefits:

time flies when you’re throwing watches

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

lustinforagustin:

my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

Tyler Posey and Jennifer Lopez reunite after 12 years (2002-2014)

greed:

i wish i didnt look like a foot